Smart Wool: List #4: James Brandt on How We Will Party
A Short List of Analogies Describing the Recklessness of How We Will Party on New Years
by, James Brandt
1) Like we’re trying to annoy girlfriends with whom we haven’t had the courage to break up.
2) Like scientists discovered the Higgs Boson.
3) Like parents are out of town.
4) Like Obama…
Perhaps it’s time for me to stop thinking about so many crazy funny weird wacky Internet things, and start thinking about what words in what order are beautiful to me again.
I know this is a weird thing to post after I just reblogged 100 pretty funny memes, but I feel it anyway.
STOP TELLING ME TO ‘CHECK MY PRIVILEGE’ AND LISTEN TO WHAT I’M SAYING! WE’RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SOLIDARITY AS WOMEN! IT’S THIS KIND OF PETTY INFIGHTING AMONGST POCS AND WHITES THAT PREVENTS US FROM MAKING PROGRESS IN THE FACE OF GENDER-SPECIFIC INSTITUTIONAL OPPRESSION! WE CAN’T WORRY ABOUT HOW DIFFERENT RACES EXPERIENCE THE TYRANNY OF THE PATRIARCHY! OUR OPINIONS AND SUFFERING ARE DIFFERENT BUT THEY ARE ALL EQUALLY VALID! IT’S ONLY MEN’S OPINIONS THAT DON’T MATTER! YOU HAVE TO SEE THAT!
oh yea
Oh my yea yea.
(Source: crimesagainsthughsmanatees, via zarapg)
